Who am I anyway?

Since this is my first official blog post, I might as well write something about myself.

 Well, first of all, I go by the name of Redjine Maritoni P. Boller. You can call me Redj. Never call me "Maritoni" or else, I will ignore you for the rest of my life. I am currently employed as a Corporate English Trainer (yes, I know it sounds so sophisticated but I basically teach English to Europeans through the phone) in Alabang. I used to be the road manager of the band Mayonnaise and I organize gigs from time to time.

I eat a lot. I shop a lot (shoes <3). I daydream. I drive a Toyota Corona (her name's Cori). I suck at parking my car. I always lose my parking tickets. I am very clumsy. I hate stairs. Hence, the "clumsy-ness" (I don't even know if this is a real word and I'm an English trainer. Sad.). I have high blood pressure (don't ask). I don't like eating vegetables. I hate social-climbers. I love drinking. I don't do drugs. I have a boyfriend who I love so much. I love the Philippines. I HATE VIETNAM (forgive me for the bold typeface, but I really do hate everything about that country).

QUESTION: Why did I make this blog? 

ANSWER: I just wanted to have an outlet for my everyday life. I've had this love-hate relationship with myself for about six months now and for some reason, I felt the need to do something about it. Ergo, this blog.

I rant and rave about certain things that may seem shallow to some people but I don't give a shit. If you don't like what you're reading, just click the "x" button on the upper right corner of your screen and go f*ck yourself.

That's basically it.