Monday, July 16, 2012

Wrong Grammar = Get the f*** out of this world!!!


During the past few weeks, I've been terribly busy with work, school, and other income-generating stuff that I almost forgot about my blog!

Sorry about that! But anyway, I promised that I would give more rants so here you go:

There's this person that I've always hated ever since I first laid my eyes on "it". Pardon the pronoun. I just don't want to reveal anything about this person as my blog is free to the public eye. Anyway, lately I find myself frequently visiting its Facebook page and what I do is make fun of its grammatical errors. 

I mean, come on! Who the f*** doesn't know how to use the right verb tenses in mere written conversations?! DAMN! Written shit and you don't even know how to communicate properly! Just imagine how stupid this person would look if, let's say, its boss would check this person's Facebook profile and see the colossal grammatical error! So yeah, I tend to think sequentially when it comes to these things and eventually, it cheers me up!

I normally do this when I'm feeling down and I need a self-esteem boost. 

You guys should do it some time. It's so refreshing to know that the people you hate are STILL trying so hard to be what you naturally are! But yeah, five points for effort.

Not to boast, but I went to St. Scholastica's College. We take pride in knowing the English language very well because we had to take up three English subjects every quarter! So yeah, I know what I'm talking about. I'm sure those who went there know it, too. :)

The thing I hate the most is how people pretend to speak well and know so many deep words when they're on Facebook. When you talk to them in person, they stutter and...... 

BOOM! 

Shit just got real! 



Please, just stop being such a social climber! 

So people, when you feel like you're such a dumb person, just check the profile of the people you hate among your contacts (and maybe those who aren't) and just check their status updates, comments, captions, and whatnot. I assure you, by the end of the day, you're gonna have one hell of a laugh and a lot of self-confidence!

It may be mean, but yeah, that's how I do it.

Don't be hatin' on the hater! 

This post is for my lovely Scholastican friends. 

May you guys never be subject to being used as a self-esteem booster. 

It should be the other way around.

:)

XOXO


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